You apologize first. Yeah, apologize.
Apologize for, zounds and egads
taking up space
on this all too crowded planet
for increasing the burdensome weight
subtracting from the economy’s state
the stuff you want and need.
Let’s all apologize.
I apologize for
not being on the money when it was there
in my pocket all the time.
It always was mine.
But, it’s not like I can purchase with it
it isn’t worth a dime or the time
it takes to say I’m sorry.
I’ll describe how sorry I am.
I’m horrific sorry
for everything I’ve done wrong
for disturbing the delicate balance
the peaceful concord
in rightful fraternity’s throng.
For heaven’s sake
let’s unbind the stakes
too high and value inflated.
We are just humanly human
often a sorry excuse for behavior.
Let’s not remain too sorry, though,
for that which
we cannot always control.
But, zounds and egads,
who wants to be so overwith.
Let’s all apologize first.